December 2011
me : honey i'm home
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me : oh i forgot he's on tour
Larry Stylinson new years resolution
Come out
Come out
Come out
Fuck management and what people say, come out
have pictures of us kissing leaked
Have our many different sex tapes leaked
Be cute and shit together after we have come out
Be the queens of a gay pride parade
Dont hold back the gayness
Be more gay
Come out
Come out
Come the fuck out
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
"I don't, I don't, don't know what it is"
I‘ll tell you what it is :
His hair
His eyes
His face
His voice
His beauty
His BEAUTIFUL laugh
His weirdness
The way he speaks
The way he moves
The way he uses his hair
The way that plays his guitar
When he shows his sexy side
His body :B
His cuteness
I hate to see you crying baby, but when you cry, you look beautiful too
I...
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girls from school tonight: whoo0o lets get dis partey starteeed imma get sO DRUNk new year new boyyz yAy we R havin sew much funhh lolz i have to tell facebook too !!!1!!!!11
me tonight: *sitting home alone surfing the internet and eating*
Katy Perry - E.T. (guy version)
i’m literally laughing out loud because of the things on tumblr right now and my mum can hear me omfg she thinks i’m so weird lmao
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My re-write of Paramore’s song “The Only...
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
